Curious Zelda Has Words of Wisdom Just For You

by Robert Hudson

Curious Zelda was adopted in 2014 following an intense staring match at a London shelter. She went on to become an Internet sensation and published author with a penchant for poetry. What’s her secret? We managed to get an exclusive intermew with the world’s most startled cat… ‘

How did you find your human?

Have you trained your human well?

I’m treated like a princess
My meals are not in doubt
But is he really trying?
The jury is still out

How old are you Curious Zelda?

I asked about my birth date
The shelter don’t know when
But if the humans ask me
I say that I am ten

My human says you always look like you have had too much coffee, why is it you are always bug eyed? Is it the bugs you eat?

Whenever I see insects
My pupils get enlarged
I do like eating coffee
I’m truly overcharged

What do you do for fun? Do you have toys?

I am a string assassin
I love my plushie mouse
And when I’m hyperactive
I love to trash the house

Do you have any vices? Do you like catnip?

I love to roll in catnip
A housefly’s always great
I often stalk my human
And take things from his plate

 What about your biggest peeves? What ticks you off?

I don’t like being carried
I much prefer a lap
I must not be distracted
While drinking out the tap

Curious Zelda- You seem wise beyond your years.  What is the key to happiness?

A little bit of action
A bit of solitude
A curious demeanor
And lots of mushy food

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